Sorry anon, you’re just lacking that certain… ~*something*~

Oh, Ryan… I know you’re a man

But tonight, I’m gonna treat you like a lady~

i speak french!

une crabe est legume rose :3

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WERE TWO BIG FAT GAY BIRDS NAMED DERRICK AND ROI. THEY USED TO GO TO SCHOOL TOGETHER BUT THE BLUE BUTT HOLE MOVED AWAY (THANK GOD). UNFORTUNATELY HE MOVED BACK AND EVERYTHING WAS TERRIBLE. THE TWO BIG FAGGOTS DECIDED TO GO TO THE MALL ~*TOGETHER*~ AND IT WAS THERE THAT THEY MET A LOWLY MEXICAN NAMED ALEX. HE COULD TELL THEY WERE BOTH HUGE ASSHOLES SO HE TRIPPED DERRICK AND STOLE HIS WALLET.

ROI JUST STOOD THERE AND WATCHED. COS HE’S A MORON. THERE GOES ALEX WOOOOSH.

ALEX REALIZED THAT THIS WAS NOT ENOUGH MONEY TO GO BACK TO MEXICO. FUCKING IDIOT. HE ALSO REALIZED THIS WALLET HAD LOTS OF GAY SHIT IN IT AND DIDN’T WANT TO BE CAUGHT WITH A GAY WALLET COS GOD FORBID SOMEONE THINKS HE’S MEXICAN /AND/ GAY.

HE RETURNED THE WALLET AND ROI DECIDED THAT THEY SHOULD BE FRIENDS. SEEING AS WHEN HE HE WAS YOUNGER HE WOULD EXCLUDE THE MEXICANS FROM HIS GROUP… OF……………… FRIENDS??????????????????????????????

ALEX WAS JUST SO EXCITED BECAUSE.. face touches. THE END. (OR WAS IT?!?!?@!#&ribgwYBGUIDFBHTRI/?!!?!?!?!?!?!???!?)

((Thankyou!))

I can make dem do my bidding ;3

Why does this always happen????